Oh snap

Oh hello, it’s been a while. Myself and Mitch have offered to step in and cover A Liga and Serious B since jacks went corporate and neglected the blog like a hamster. So first up- here’s how A Liga is looking after this weekend’s action…..

Quite a change from the last post (in September) with the Wolverines effectively swapping places with Dinosaur Athletic and the Wangs suffering a little brewers droop. Sweden, meanwhile, have shown remarkable resolve and consistency to battle all odds and hold on to that elusive eleventh spot.

This weekend’s gold star goes to Jackson who managed to go top thanks to goals from Modric and Torres and young Fabregas’ fantasy performance of the week (2 assists, a goal, a win, 90 mins and 1658 success passes). Funny how Jacks chose this moment to hand over the blog keys.

But special mention must surely go to the Slippers, for picking up little Pav off the scrapheap. Yes, we all thought to ourselves “Oh Dave, what a hopelessly desperate and feeble minded cunt you are.” only for the skinny Russian to score his sixth goal in four games. Yet another shrewd signing from the Hardwick. Well played sir. In theory, the same might’ve been said for Gem snapping up Hilario before he got somewhat forcibly bum-raped by trolls.

Oh and of course, there was this….

Which wasn’t ideal for the Titties. For some reason, my proposed transfer of Ramsey for Shawcross to “bring football justice” was declined.

Stay tuned for all things Serious B when the toiletduck returns from his all expenses paid trip to Barcelona.