Stand by your man

Only a “whopper jnr” of football this weekend. And no major changes in A Liga. The titties momentarily went top, only for those pesky Dinosaurs to snatch it back this morning. So, first to sixth stay the same. Robbie’s wangs spring up to seventh. Pommies and tony danza move down one. And Sweden slip into last spot...

Once again, Jackson had the fantasy player of the week- with the rejuvenated Arteta using his new knees to bag himself two lovely goals and even force an own goal. See them all here: http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/4975350/. A tidy reward for standing by your man and benching an invalid all season. And a stark contrast to the Wandering Wang’s slutty “use ‘em and lose em” transfer policy.

In related news, nobody is yet to take a gamble on the newly released Deco. Probably wise that one. While quite surprisingly 12th best keeper, Brian Jensen, is still looking for a new home - despite being statistically better than the mugs slippers, kick it and the dinosaurs have between the sticks. And as of yet, no one has swooped in for Arsenal’s Aaron Ramsey. I guess he doesn’t start enough games.

The young-uns chipped in with a few goals this weekend too- namely Rodwell, Wilshere and little Theo Walcott. The latter being a surprise to all England fans, Chris Waddle and Arsene Titties (who didn’t even bother to play him). And a nice goal it was (http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/4965108/). Screw you Chris Waddle.

Over to the toilet duck for the wrap up in the division below…