George: It don't help that her best mate is married to a footballer.
Richard: Who?
George: Steve.
Richard: Steve who?
George: Steve Sidwell.
Richard: What, the Villa player?
George: I don't know.
Richard: Is he ginger?
George: Yeah, he's a cunt!
So there you go. Krystell was actually voted the "nation's favourite footballer's wife" having won an English reality TV show called Wags Boutique. Impressively she beat off stiff competition, including the likes of Michael Essien, Kevin Phillips, Jermain Defoe and Bobby Zamora's wags! Here's a photo (from footballtalentspotter.com):
And here's another (from the Daily Mail) to remind you that out-of-favour Steve looks a bit like a bad actor playing a nazi.
To add to our six degrees of Steven Sidwell theme, here's a slightly spurious story from the newly promoted Toilet Duck:
"One of my mate's uncle's died recently - he was a bit of a loner but loved crystal palace bla bla. Anyway, at his funeral in england Steve Sidwell turned up, as did a hit load of palace players. Turned out my mate's uncle used to mentor heaps of them and help them train etc etc when they were younger".
But wait! It doesn't stop there! Steve Sidwell's brother, Lee Sidwell, is also a footballer. Lee played for AFC Wimbledon during the 2002–03 campaign, their inaugural season in the Combined Counties Football League Division One, and also won the award for Player of the Year during that season. He left the club in September 2004 to join Whyteleafe FC. Whyteleafe was the first "professional" pitch I ever played on and was just 3 minutes from my old house near Whyteleafe South train station. I also went to Whyteleafe school and played left back on Saturday mornings. True story. Not very interesting. But true.