Toiletduck wins!

Fuck superstition. Fuck jinxes and fuck modesty. I'm calling it. Toiletduck has won the inaugural Serious B competition. With a 15 point lead on second placed Semi Hard the season is over. Sure there might be a bit of swapping and changing with some of the mid-table dreamers - but who cares?


Fine, maybe my faithful duo of readers (Hi Jacks and Rich!) might be keen to get some insights on the happenings of Serious B so I'll indulge. The only spot left for serious contest is second place where the last week and a half has seen Semi Hard FC, Carew-free zone and Uni Slackers all swap positions more times than Pompey's David James has picked balls from his own net this season.

Speaking of James, his airswing that resulted in Drogba's first goal this morning was funny stuff, but not as funny as the early-season wager that Stevie G's Bowl Cut made with Semi Hard. Stevie wagered a cheeky $100 that by season's end he would be above Semi on the table. As it stands, Semi is second and Stevie is seventh. That's a deficit of 26 points in eight games for Stevie to make up. Good luck with that.

Outside of the top 5 the gaps on the table are widening so much that it's starting to resemble West Ham's spacious defence. We're talking serious spread here, more spread than a French whore* even. But I'm going to bother wasting pixels on them because they still refuse to open trade talks with me.

The only other worthwhile fight to watch is Brown's battle for the wooden spoon. His ironic I am the best I will win team has been languishing at the foot of the table all year where he's refused to accumulate a point more than 17 all season. But now his stubborness is appearing to pay off. Where's the Toon? has dropped a good handful of points over the last week to seriously give Brown a run for his money. With first place stitched up for the season my attention for the remainder of the seasons is all on the fortunes of Brown. Knock em dead buddy.

*I've been to france once and have not engaged the services of french or otherwise whores.