Just ask Chelsea how hollow their 8-0 victory to clinch the EPL premiership was. And anyway, I'm still better than Semi Hard at real football, and I have a girlfriend and I'm not being evicted from my apartment. Oh and seeing as no one has yet paid entry fees it's looking like the prize money totals a big fat donut. So who really wins in the end?
So Semi Hard clinched the title while I was busy writing my gracious winner's speech and building my new trophy cabinet. Both are in the bin now. At least I'll have another shot next season in the illustrious A Liga to bring Semi back down to size and show the other pretenders the might of my impact substitutions and poor forward selection.Joining Semi and I in the big leagues will be Uni Slackers, Carew-free zone and Barearsalona. Congratulations on a season marked by zero trades and little movement on the table - you are all destined for big things next season.
Staying put are the rest - so say welcome to your new competitors; Got a new face, the jerry babies, tony danza, Sweden and WOLVERINES. Special mention goes out to Stevie G's Bowl Cut for sticking it out for the imaginary $50 lucky position prize in 6th place instead of trying to get promoted to A Liga for next season. His unambitious footballing tactics also cost him $100 to Semi for failing to win a pre-season wager. What can't Semi win at the moment?
Stay tuned for a possible World Cup edition and cheers for the season!
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