Monday, March 29, 2010

Jurassic Park

Wow! How I miss the tightness. The Dinosaurs went on a rampage to open up an 8.5 diplodocus-sized gap at the top, leaving behind a triple-decker Slipper, Tarts and Kick It sandwich. Somewhat predictably the Wangs sprung up with a powerful morning glory, and the sag in the Titties is really beginning to show. Table….


No surprises for guessing player of the week. So instead here’s a picture of the Custard Tarts’ four goal hero dressed as a tin soldier. What a chubby...


And the Dinos must have been happy with double braces thanks to Fernando (Johnny from Karate Kid) Torres…

…And Dimitar (Andy Garcia) Berbatov efforts. I read online Berba made it look effortless. Probably because he made no effort. And apparently, he gets the Andy Garcia call so often he’s even incorporated it into his look.

“Lots of people tell me that I look like him. He has actually influenced my choice of hairstyle and I have even studied the way he smokes so I can hold my cigarette in the same way.”


Cigarettes? Really, Berba? That's not very professional. Slippers' winger, Malouda, also got himself a nice little double and assist combo. But I can’t really find a decent lookalike. So famous Rnb “superstar” Omarion will have to do. Sorry Dave...



Time for some PTG admin. Jacks has reminded me that if he’s still top this Thursday he gets to choose the “lucky place”. Its $100 (see table) which is nothing to be sniffed at. Think of all the Ikea meatballs you could buy with that, Henrik!

D1 1st: $300
D1 2nd: $200
D1 3rd: $100
D1 Lucky place: $100


While he's on top- the Dinos are having a clearance. Got room for any of these boys in your squad?

“anyone in the market for a player to protect for next season? if you're comfortable in your spot, hit me up... fabregas, torres, berbatov, ashley young, arteta, carragher... and modric”

Quite telling is the “comfortable in your spot” comment. Is anyone ever happy to be in 9th? Sounds like the Dinos are already practising their acceptance speech in the mirror. Perhaps a little premature, but nowhere near as cocky as Mitch’s “Toilet Duck wins, bitches!” post last week. Such grace.

And finally, it’s time to pay up for Hardwick, Henrik and Quentin in A Liga? $50 to Jacks please, gypsies. More shameless is the fact that only 2/10 from Serious B have paid yet. Mitch, better chase up those tightarses.

All pics from whoateallthepies. wag coming up.

1 comment:

  1. gap is up to more than 10 points

    i know it can change quick, but what are the odds now for the rest of the season.

    and lucky place here i come! i'm surprised nobody has tried to tell me which slot it should be.

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