Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Shooting early

I may have metaphorically blown my load a tad early the other week when I claimed victory over all you hapless PTG peons. It's certainly not the first time I've suffered the premature blues and I'm sure it won't be the last but this is definitely the first time it's ever happened with my little brother riding up my back.

That's right Toiletduck's 15 point stiffy has shrunk to a six point semi as Semi Hard FC continues to capitalise on his trade whore status and perceptive free trade pickups. A quick tally of remaining positions shows Semi to have the edge (about 1000 more positions left to play than the Duck) so dreams of a first place finish for Toiletduck are looking limper than ever.

Elsewhere on the table Brown's I am the best I will win has continued its meteoric rise to 9th place, while Stevie G's Bowl Cut has a firm hold of the lucky placed 6th spot. The Bowl Cut has made some good ground in recent weeks and must now be asking himself whether the $50 prize is worth staying in the lower leagues of the PTG universe or whether he should push for a promotion spot. Only time will tell.

PS A big fuck you to all the Inter Milan fans.

1 comment:

  1. Too bad, Mitch. Loving the special one's post-match put-downs:

    "Why can Barcelona not act like champions and accept they lost on the night to a team that played better? We played very, very well. I am truly sorry we conceded that goal”.

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