Wag of the week: Olalla

Dinosaur Athletic's title charge took a knock this weekend when it was officially confirmed that Fernando José Torres Sanz will miss the rest of the season (and possibly the world cup) to undergo a little knee surgery. Bummer for Liverpool fans, Spanish people and Jackson Gothe-Snape. But perhaps not a complete bummer for El Niño himself who has the alluring Olalla to fetch him the frozen peas and deep heat...

For the purposes of clarification she is the one on the far right. But you’d be forgiven if, after a few sangrias, you took home the topless blonde with the nice legs.