Wags of the week: Abbey & Bethaney

Wags. Completely naked wags. In painted on bikinis and football shirts? Thank you 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition and your "Bodypainting: Soccer Wags" special. Thank you very much.

So this week we have a cheeky wag double up. Say hello to Abbey and Bethaney (wags of Pome Power pretty boy, Peter Crouch, and Arsene Titties' Clint Dempsey) pictured here with absolutely no clothes on and representing England and USA respectively.

You have to admire the ladies'... patriotism.

Abbey:

Bethaney:

Go here for all the photos and videos. Videos? Yes, just don't watch them at work. Or at least not if you work for Macquarie bank and they happen to be filming a financial update in your office. Ok Quentin? http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010_swimsuit/painting/