
Anyone bold enough to make predictions for how this will end? Have the Dinos got the stamina? Can the Tarts trump them at the last hurdle, could the Slippers defy all odds and clock up another ten pointer or does Sweden have it in them for one last shot at glory? It's not impossible, Henrik. Just a cheeky seventy pointer.
Personally I think it'll come down to the old “Remaining Starts By Positions”. I’ve made no secret that the Titties only have 3 spots left for Sunday, and one can only assume the hole where Robbie’s midfield used to be accounts for the Wangs’ recent slump. Has a similar fate befallen the Kick Its who seem to have been treading water for a while now. Can’t speak for the Tarts but based on the new blood recruited from the Wangs, I’m pretty sure that the Dinos are playing with a full deck. I know the Slippers are too. Because they told me. “ I’ve a full compliment to field this weekend” said Dave, amongst a barrage of emails about penis tattoos, playground bully tactics and telling me my girlfriend smells like tacos.
The other deciding factor is all those last minute freebies. With almost zero starting positions the Titties had a carboot sale this week. The Kick Its have already snapped up Antonio Valencia, the Tarts have Zabeleta on the way and Diaby, Maxi, and Defoe are all pending for the Slippies. Still time to protest these, lads. Meanwhile the Tarts have called on the seemingly “safe” Pome Power to give up Kygiakos, Adebayor, Silvestre (haha) and bad-kid-from-ToyStory-lookalike, Gareth Bale. Still time to protest that one too. So far only 1 vote against! Titties still have Barry and Fulop available. Any takers? Yours if you want them.
And finally, who is keen to forego productivity at work on Monday and watch the final weekend unfold live? Unfortunately it’s all too much for Mitch who has pulled out, so we’ll need to find another suitable venue/pub. Interested parties hit up Jackson or myself on the mobile before Sunday. Failing that, there’s always the FA Cup and Jackson’s TBA Yobos for Evra Awards night ceremony. Until then, all the best, good luck, happy birthday to Mitch tomorrow and fuck you Sp*rs. Come on Burnley!
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