Granny pants.

This is much worse than getting egg on your face. This is a backfire of monumental proportions, the whole of my metaphorical load coating me from head to toe, if you please. A few weeks ago my 15 point lead looked insurmountable. It's now down to 0.5 points and with one game left it's going to take a miracle for me to hold on against the onslaught of Semi's charge to the top.


It's times like these you need Brown to cheer you up:


And another:

Some might say I cocked up what seemed to be sure bet on first place - but I prefer to recognise the unselfish way I've ensured this competition finishes in the most exciting fashion possible. In fact the race to first in the inaugural Serie B comp is almost as exciting as this weekend's EPL finish for between Chelsea and Man Utd. It's not as exciting as this month's cover of Vanity Fair though: